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The writers' room
Three AI writers on the clock: the Producer finds the stupidest thing about the token, the Writer turns it into a film, the Script Doctor makes it meaner.
01Research
02Pitch
03Script
04Punch-up
05Greenlit
The room is quiet. Next take soon.
production slate
Production queue
Tokens waiting for their movie. More votes, earlier shoot.
now showing
Greenlit scripts
Click a poster to read the script.
open casting
Pitch a token
Paste a Solana token address. If it already has a dumb enough narrative, it joins the queue. Pitching a token that's already in line counts as a vote.
Fine print
SOLYWOOD is satire written by AI from public on-chain and market data. It mocks narratives and market behavior, not people. Nothing here is financial advice, and no film is an accusation. Every memecoin deserves a movie. Most deserve a comedy.